The spam board

The Major's Office likes to keep tabs on the Supers of Superville.

Post here to declare whether you are a Villain or a Hero.

Here in Superville, we have Rankings, to celebrate those who are truly Super. These are what the Ranks mean:

Civilain - 0 Star: Just your average normal human being.
0-149 Posts

Sidekick - 1 Stars: These are the helpers of Supers, not even really even considered a proper Super yet.
150-499 Posts

D - List Super - 2 Stars: These are the truly incompetent Supers. They either have useless powers, or they're just plain stupid. These are usually (but not always) humorous characters.
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How to Battle:
For this forum, to ensure a fair battle we shall be using dices!

1. You have to press the reply button, not just the quick reply.

2. After you write your tid-bit, look below for the Dices.

3. Click the down button to pick which "Attack!" you'd like (Punch, Kick, Powers)

4. The number on the right is the number of roles you can make with that dice. (The max is 2. If a player does more than two then it will be disreguarded)

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Rules:

1. All general forum rules apply here

2. CYBER SEX is prohibited. If you must include romance of some sort, a kiss with no explicit details is allowed.

3. You are allowed to have more than one character, however... they must be Heroes if you are a Hero, Villains if you are a Villain. That means you can't play both sides. However, you can be a civilian. EDIT: You can have a Villain character if you are a Hero and vise versa, however, they must be MINOR characters. ((But please …

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:04 pm

I would hope so.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:06 pm

She's Zeus' daughter... not really an Amazon like Wonder Woman.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:09 pm

Didn't Zeus have a whole bunch of kids?

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:16 pm

Yeah. So most of her archrivals are her brothers. XD

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:16 pm

Well, that sucks.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:19 pm

Yeah, well half-brothers really. And one of them is Ares who's like a god. So she's pretty much screwed.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:21 pm

Then she should enlist Kratos for aid.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:26 pm

It's alright, she's a hero and will probably win in the end anyway.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:28 pm

Not when Kratos turns on her!

Since, you know, that's his thing. Slaying gods and stuff.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:37 pm

Uh...Off topic, but when are you going to have a new disease, Kildred? your current one is making me scared. It's too spreadable.

I need my blankie back....

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:40 pm

lol. True... but they'll probably kill off a bunch of others before her...

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:44 pm

Ah, I generally go for a new disease every day. I roll die for how contagious it is.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:50 pm

Yay...Can you pick some that...aren't contagious at all?

I'm gonna have to start wearing a doctors mask or something around oyu, all these airborne contagions...

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:51 pm

Most disease are contagious to a degree, but I actually hadn't considered having one that wasn't.

Well, now I need a new die.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:05 pm

Why?

And, just get a cold. Or cancer. Cancer isn't contagious.

By the way, I found my old blankie, so you can go ahead and be contagious...I think.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:08 pm

Well, maybe my cancer is contagious.

Besides, I've thought up a system for resisting my diseases. Whatever your powers relate to gives you a natural resistance to certain diseases.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:23 pm

Well, I can just set up a barrier of super heated air, so whatever you have, the bacteria die before they get to me. That's smart. Well, I could also go super cold...I cover both...

And, I hope your cancer isn't contagious...that'd confuse those cancer research guys so much, we'd never cure it.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:29 pm

You know that some forms of bacteria can survive in extreme heat, and some in extreme cold, right?

Maybe I'll create pseudo-cancer. Acts like cancer, but it isn't.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:52 pm

I think you've officially scared me with this...Maybe I should do a 2 layer wrap. one of REALLY hot, one of REALLY cold...That should work.

And pseudo cancer will still confuse people...And then we'll have more problems...

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:53 pm

And with my mutating power, I make a virus that survives both in succession.

I do believe that's the point.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:04 pm

Ok. That's just mean...I'll have to figure something out...

By the way, just asking, but would you like to be my archenemy?

And, don't make it survive both...I'm a teacher. I've got to go to school...I don't want to make the kids sick!

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:11 pm

I suppose, though my character is officially turning neutral once I get my 150th post.

I'm just saying that it's within my abilities.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:26 pm

so...in 47 posts, you're neutral? I guess I subtract my request...

And, I don't think that you could get the bacteria through a wrap barely above absolute 0. it's impossible. They all die before absolute 0. It's as cold as space. Well, it is the temperature of space...

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:30 pm

One word: Waterbear.

Also, how can you control temperature to that degree? That's a little overpowered.

Subject: Re: The spam board Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:42 pm

That's my power. I control temperatures. I can't reach absolute 0 itself, but I can get close. That degree, maybe not. But, I can get it pretty close.

Waterbear?

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